Mark McGwire

If I were to start taking steroids the likelihood that my performance would improve is great. Do you understand this Mark McGwire?
If you take a drug there are some effects. Say I decide to smoke some weed, my side effects would be hungry, happy and sleepy.
Your effects were power and exceptional fielding to help you hit 70 home runs and win a gold glove. Steroids are a drug and there are some effects, reduced sperm count, shrinking of testicles, development of breast tissue, baldness, high blood pressure and impaired judgment. Oh and did I mention increase in strength and muscle mass?
Thank god you made a career out of your life playing baseball because if you were teaching the youth of America, well our futures would suck.
But then again you were a "role model" at some point in your life. But that all ended when you lied in front of the Supreme Court. You already ruined your imagine once, you could have prevented it the second time around, but no.
And now in 2010 you decide to relieve yourself of your burden of stupidity for the love a drug that shrinks your testicles. I wonder how your wife Stephanie Slemer feels about that whole occurrence?
If you are going to finally muster up those tiny shrinking testicles of yours to tell the world that you cheated to break records and be good at the sport you loved so much, tell the truth. Now you are just a bigger idiot because no one can believe you didn't realize you would have never hit 70 home runs without the use of steroids. That's like saying a 90-year-old man can get an erection without Viagra.
You cheated and the whole world knew it except for you, but I guess that's just a side effect of steroids, impaired judgment, otherwise known as stupidity.
And what took so long? You sat in front of the Grand Jury in 2005 and lied, you fool. It's the Grand Jury. And now in 2010 just because you are becoming the hitting coach of the team you tainted, the St. Louis Cardinals you decide to tell the truth.
Every time I watch "61*," the HBO movie by Billy Crystal, showing the hell and despair Roger Maris went through to break the original home run record by Babe Ruth, I'll think of you, touching his bat and feeling his spirit with you.
If Maris was there that night you broke his record with steroids, I am sure he would have dropped kick you in your shrinking testicles and then rubbed your shiny bald head.